For a good friend of mine who had surgery yesterday and needs a little “pick me up”. This ones for you Gary! Get better soon!
Top Ten Things That Gary Said While Under Anesthesia
1. I hope that’s not your finger that I’m feeling back there!
2. Calm down ladies…there’s enough of me to go around…HAR HAR!
3. …but I like pudding pops.
4. Down dooby down down down dooby dooby down dooby down down down….
5. Marsha…tell Sue that I won’t be down for supper, Mutual Of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom is on and Marlon & Jim are about to get the crap beat out of them by a very large, very pissed off orangutan. (this is gonna be great!)
6. I really don’t see how the tater tot has gotten such a bum rap. I mean really…it’s just hash browns in a bite sized barrel. Frankly speaking I can’t get enough of them.
7. Okay everybody…just shut up for a minute…I’m convinced that there is INDEED PIE IN HEAVEN OR ELSE IT WOULDN’T BE CALLED HEAVEN.
8. So I says to the waitress….I says….”are Denver omelets still called Denver omelets in Denver….or are they something else…like say…Tulsa omelets? Tulsa’s a fine town…nothing wrong with Tulsa…I say it deserves a bone or something?” and the waitress gets all self-righteous with me since we’re in Stillwater at the time…now there’s one town that deserves nothing thrown it’s way…toilet of the southwest is what they call Stillwater…
9. I wish they’d quit asking me if I want fries with my burger…for cryin’ out loud…how about a couplea slices of a nice melon or something?
10. EVERYBODY! KEEP YOUR HEADS DOWN…SSHHH! I’M GONNA SHOOT OUR WAY OUTTA HERE! ON THREE.